The Joke Books
> WARNING: This mod contains reverse mechanics that may cause equipment loss, character death, and broken friendships. The author is not responsible for any damaged keyboards.
A mod designed purely for trolling and content creation, adding 10 "curse-level" joke enchantments. They won't make you stronger, just make your survival more "interesting".
Enchantment List (All obtainable via /enchant)
Armor (Self-Trolling)
- Feather Falling Reversed - Reverse fall protection. Higher falls = More damage (up to 5x)
- Soap Bubble - Sprinting creates bubbles beneath you, causing uncontrollable sliding
- Reverse Jump - Jumping rotates your view 180° and launches you backward
- Fragile - Equipment durability drains 2x faster, chance to shatter completely (disappear)
Weapons (Skill-Trolling)
- Water Arrow - Arrows create 3×3 water pool at YOUR feet when hitting targets (drown yourself)
- Slacking Off - Permanent mining fatigue when holding tools (-50% speed)
- Traitor - Tools "get angry" after use, fly out of your hand and deal 1-3 hearts damage (may return in 10s, or vanish forever)
- Drumstick - Only works on sticks. Plays random note block sounds when hitting (noise maker)
Special (Friend-Trolling)
- Big Luck - Minecarts auto-rush toward nearest entity (including you) at 2x speed when placed
- Undead Helper - Attacking undead heals them and equips them with iron armor (Zombies: Thank you!)
- Bargain Cut - Always 0.5 heart short of killing. After 3 hits, target "bargain succeeds" and vanishes (drops include useless stones)
Screenshot Ideas
- Jumping from 100 blocks with "Feather Falling Reversed" boots
- Getting washed away by your own "Water Arrow"
- Giving zombies diamond armor with "Undead Helper"
- Pickaxe flying away with "Traitor" enchantment
Recommended For
- Funny survival let's plays
- Multiplayer trolling sessions
- Streamer challenge runs
- Torture streamer challenges
- Hardcore survival (unless you're mad)
Technical Info
- Forge: 1.20.1 (47.1.10+)
- No dependencies required
- Config: None yet (toggle switches may come later)
License
MIT License - Use freely, modify freely, but please credit the author.
Made by up_weiqumao
