LastWords
Funny custom death messages with an in-game editor.
Because "died" was never funny enough.
Make every death worth reading
LastWords replaces boring vanilla Minecraft death messages with funny, chaotic, dramatic, and fully editable death lines.
Whether someone hugs a cactus, swims in spicy water, gets folded by a skeleton, or gets deleted by a Creeper, LastWords gives every death personality.
Features
- Fully editable custom death messages
- 597 default funny messages included
- Cause-specific message pools
- Random message selection
- Clean in-game GUI editor
- Add, edit, remove, list, and test messages in-game
- Confirmation menu before deleting messages
- Private death recap for the dead player
- Optional death titles
- Optional death sounds
- Anti-spam protection for rapid deaths
- Built-in placeholders
- No PlaceholderAPI required
- Lightweight and simple to configure
Cause-Based Death Messages
LastWords does not use one generic message for everything.
Messages are split by death cause, so each type of death can have its own random message pool.
Supported examples include:
- Cactus deaths
- Berry bush deaths
- Fall deaths
- Void deaths
- Lava deaths
- Fire deaths
- Drowning deaths
- Suffocation deaths
- Lightning deaths
- Explosion deaths
- Mob deaths
- Boss deaths
- PvP deaths
- Projectile deaths
- Magic and effect deaths
- Fallback and unknown deaths
Discord Webhook Support
LastWords can send death messages directly to Discord using configurable webhooks.
Death messages are posted as clean Discord embeds, complete with the player's Minecraft head, death cause, world, coordinates, killer, weapon, and a colour that changes depending on how the player died.
Server owners can fully customise the webhook URL, embed title, description, footer, player head display, shown fields, and per-cause colours from the config.
Perfect for community servers that want deaths logged in Discord in a clean and polished way.
Example Default Messages
%player% hugged a cactus. The cactus hugged back with violence.
%player% tried swimming in spicy orange soup.
%player% challenged gravity to a duel and gravity brought receipts.
%player% heard 'ssss' and selected denial.
%player% got folded by calcium.
%player% got bass-boosted into the afterlife.
%killer% folded %player% like a lawn chair using %weapon%.
%player% died so strangely even the plugin looked away.
