This just turns the totem of undying into a png of peter griffin. I don't know what else to write so here's Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man, but any time Mario is referenced, it's replaced with a family guy counterpart.
Everyone knows [Peter Griffin] is cool as [heck]. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he [attacks chickens]? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." [Peter Griffin] exhibits experience by [ignoring his children] all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "[eheheheheheheheheheheh]" Keep it up, baby!
When [Peter Griffin] leave his place of safety to [cutaway gag], he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of [Peter Griffin] as a [Family Guy?] but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance
